A snipper-snapper’s pukey blog

April 17th, 2006

by http://mrfish.wordpress.com/

Life is all about pushing the blame.

When you were conceived, your parents tried to push the blame to each other. Failing which, they had no choice but to bring you up together.

When you went to school, the teachers tried to push the blame to your parents, saying your parents were the ones who were really responsible for your education. In return, your parents tried to push the blame to the teachers.

When you graduate, you try to blame the school for not giving you a better education. The school tries to blame society for being too materialistic.

When you are working, you try to blame the company for making your life a living hell, you having to work almost 24/7. The company blames the world economy, saying the business world never stops, therefore you must not stop working either.

When you get a terminal disease, you try to blame your 24/7 working schedule because it didn’t give you enough time to exercise and stay fit and healthy. You blame the fast food chain for selling you unhealthy food, causing you to develop heart disease and high blood pressure.

When you die, the insurance company tries to push the blame to your parents, saying they should have taken better care of you. Your parents try to push the blame to each other. Failing which, they have no choice but to split the bill and pay for your cremation.